Monday, December 19, 2011

NEXT SHOW CONFIRMED

The Countess Cabaret are going on a mini tour...to Athlone! March 3rd in The Prince Hotel. Proceeds to Making Space. 10 euros entry (12 on the door). Ticket frmo MakingSpace.

Starring Shazwanda, Tipsy Bourbon, Alexia Lace, Su Nami, Claudia Shifter, The Orchids, Pussie Byrne and P.Jazzel!


Friday, November 11, 2011

Dia de los Muertos

Dia de los Muertos party will be tomorrow (12th November) in The Adelaide, Wine Street Car Park (behind Tescos/Pennys).

Doors 9pm-2am
Tickets: on the door 10 students/14 waged
Proceeds to The Opentradesclub
to reserve tables countesscabaret@gmail.com

Get Creative!
If anyone wants to get creative on Saturday 12th November before what promises to be the FUNKIEST Saturday night out in Sligo, Adam (the guy in the red dress!!) will be at The Adelaide bar, Wine Street carpark, Sligo from 2.00pm onwards.

We are going to make Papel Picado decorations for the Mexican Day of The Dead Festival.

If you'd like to come along and have a go, bring some sharp scissors if you have them, we have plenty of newsprint paper to be cut. We will make decorations for the festival party and an altar honouring the dead with humour and reverence.

You could bring images of people you have admired, respected, loved.

You could bring mementos, tokens, bread, rice, sweets, drink, candles, incense, flowers, messages. Whatever is appropriate to offer to honour the dead.

We will create a place for them. 

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

CHRIS LYNAM COMES TO SLIGO!!

It is a show that dreams are made of, a dream that shows are made of, a fight between the birds and bees to prove that man is not man at all, but a little part of a little,tiny,baby,baby................thing!

Chris Lynam is renowned for many things, but mainly for bringing his brand of crazed humour to bear on unsuspecting audiences.His comedy is both dangerous and exciting, stretching variety to its limits.

Any one show may include pyrotechnics, acrobatics, outlandish operatic and orchestral overtures, a sousaphone with a mind of it's own and anything else which may spring to Mr Lynam's unnecessarily large and vivid imagination.

What happens when you wake up and find that you will never wake up again, that everything you make up is down, and everything you make down is up?

That piece of toast you had for breakfast is really a piece of beach in the Caribbean,your wife is a fruitcake and your children are raspberries.

In amongst all this confusion it becomes apparent that something very important is missing from the backbone of man's existence...., and in order to restore world peace (of cake) Professor Shputdonk must find the missing........

"Chris Lynam is a brilliantly bizarre antidote to today's truculent society" New York Times.

"mahout of the bizarre buffoon extraordinaire to wit" The Times.

"Surreal unhinged quality which makes for comic greatness" The Guardian.

http://www.chrislynam.net/
www.opentradesclub.com

Door tax: 10 euros waged 8 euros unwaged/students








Friday, September 30, 2011

Well what a night THAT was. SELL OUT! oh yeah. We had an amazing time, great entertainment from our mc Claudia Shifter, Su Nami and her amazing hoop, Streetboobs and her sensational "Ass Dance", Kadri for the bellytasticness, Miss Honey for the excellent tunes, Tipsy Bourbon for the surprise show, Skeleton Crew for the totally shaking psychobilly punk and last but definately not least our fabulous crew, Kerry, Pete, Uli, Antonio and the dashing Adam in his gorgeous red guna! YEEEEEEHAW...

We unfortunately have to move from the Tradesclub but we are on the search for a new venue, next cabaret is November 12th so if anyone has a fabulous venue in mind, give us a shout!

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Next show

Tickets are now on sale for our next gig The Countess Cabaret with Skeleton Crew on Saturday the 24th of September 2011. Please go to the Tickets page on this site or dro into the Open Tradesclub on Thursdays from 2-6pm. This is a BYOB event!


Monday, May 30, 2011

A huge thanks to all who supported The Countess Cabaret on Saturday and especially the wonderful team we had, Vincent Sweeney who transformed the place into a den of inequity, Gigi Wallis our inhouse set designer who also made the place look so amazing. Uli for supplying the kebabs and cleaning up. Erraz Pizzaz who did a great job with his DEBUT master of ceremonies performance! All our lovely local and east coast performers who made the effort and travelled many a mile to shake their thangs and bang their drums and of course our FABULOUS audience who rocked the place and danced the night away! Thanks to our our very generous sponsors Urban Gorilla Tattoo and Sailor Jerry Rum. The atmosphere was decadent! THANK YOU we had an amazing night! We think we love Sligo and will defo be back! Check out our pics!






Wednesday, May 18, 2011

THIS SATURDAY!

Welcome to the The Countess Cabaret. A place of the bizarre and outlandish! We will take you back to the beginning of the century, a time of rebellious secret societies. Hosted by the Dishonorable ArchDuke Ersatz Pizazz we bring you an evening of wild vaudeville, dark cabaret and rebel burlesque. 

Live music by Big Priest, circus supreme Su Nami and her amazing hoop, cheesecake starlet Pixie Spitfire, vaudevillian Fluffy Dutton of The Pony Girls, sexy tribal bellydance by Kadri and tranny rock by Claudia Shifter will then have you dancing into the wee hours.

From the creators and producers of Dublin's Sideshow Cabaret and Gringo and The Pony Girls Burlesque. 

STRICT Dress code: Think glamour! Cocktail dresses, fishnets & seamed stockings, steampunk, pimp and pin-ups, black tie, top hats and tails, diamante & pearls, fascinators & tiaras, show girls, vaudeville. No Casual Wear Please! 

Sponsored by Urban Gorilla Tattoo Sligo and Sailor Jerry Rum

TICKETS: 13 EURO BYOB with complimentary Sailor Jerry Rum..oooh arrrrgh! (limited amount so get in early)
TICKETS & INFO: countesscabaret@gmail.com